I walked into the dining hallAs hungry as could beI looked down at my camp foodAnd it looked right back at meI stuck my fork into my dinnerIt ate my fork and bit my fingerThen all the food began to sing (sing, sing, sing, sing!)Come get your Kookawacka bug juiceSnickerdoodle mongooseBuzzard cacciatoreSkunk WaikikiFruit fly FlorentineThree day quarantineOne pot gooey glop - glorified hog slopPigs in a blanket - cows on the floorTake one bite and you′ll run for the doorStinky cheese thermidorAlka Seltzar theadoreSmelly sardines - bad luck beansEasy Off casseroleChicken in a pot holeMonkey meat medley - tasty and deadly!Parakeet bonsaiFricasseed frog's eyeTree toad neck - tuna a la bleck!King sized Pepto Bismol stewGreasy grimey gopher guts - (*gulp*) fondueWhat′s in camp food - nobody knowsBut it sure tastes greatIf you hold your nose!Campers, campers don't be rude - close your mouth and eat your foodI closed my eyes and took a biteOf poison ivy stewBut then my teeth began to itchAnd I thought I had the fluMy stomach got scared and started runnin'Because it saw the camp food comin′Then all the food began to sing (sing, sing, sing, sing!)CHORUsWhat′s that awful smellBe quie
Patch The Pirate Jonah Lyrics
Writer(s): ronald a hamilton
Patch The Pirate Jonah Song
Ray Stevens - The Pirate Song Lyrics. Peg- Leg, Patch- Eye Hook, scourge of the bounding main. Bloodthirstiest, black- heartiest piratecaptain ever sailed the. From 'The Best of Patch the Pirate' album by Ron Hamilton. See who else performs this track. More about this track. More on this site: Search for lyrics. Jonah by Patch The Pirate We have lyrics for 'Jonah' by these artists: Breathe She's a lady you'll remember Wrapped in mystery and style Francis Dunnery You can hear me call your name But I haven't said. Mar 30, 2018 - Sep 10, 2007 More than a fish tale (Part 1 – Hard to swallow) Posted.